Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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