Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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