I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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