Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
