just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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