erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
did i just pee glitter
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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