I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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