i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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