so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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