The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
