We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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