so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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