My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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