A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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