Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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