His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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