in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I have post one night stand depression
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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