Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
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What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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