He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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