that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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