Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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She even gives head with a lisp.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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