I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina