I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.