So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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