Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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