I smell stomach acid.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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