Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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