that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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