and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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