That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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