If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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