Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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