Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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