smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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