How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
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from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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