Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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