Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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