? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
People with herpes should wear stickers.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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