Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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