he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
this will be a night to untag.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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