Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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