i jhust puked up my retainher.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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