i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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