That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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