they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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