I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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