I'm laying in your front yard are you home
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I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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