the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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