I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
So vagazzling was a success
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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