i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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