why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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