I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
4 words: hood of his car
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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