I forgot how hot balto sounded
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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