What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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