haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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