u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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