drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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