what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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