im having a threesome with these popsicles
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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