Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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